Rip it, bro

SH!!!!!T MAGAZINE, bro

brendanklein — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 04:26:30 +0000

Inspired by Old Man Andy, Bill Murray and Rodchenko. Look for the 1st issue of SH!!!!!T MAGAZINE, “THE MAGAZINE FOR REAL MEN”

ATLAS skateboarding, bro

brendanklein — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 21:13:21 +0000

I didn’t think anyone really looked at my website (brendanklein.com ahhhhahahahha) but I guess someone did!

Ryen from the superfuckingawesome skate shop in San Mateo hit me up to make a t-shirt and board design. Here they are in all of their awesomeness.

http://atlasskateboarding.com/

speaking of awesome…

gnar-scar

brendanklein — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 23:12:50 +0000

St. Ignatius

This kid moved to Montana to go to school in the C.O.R.E. program for teenagers. He told me about a bad car accident that left his body destroyed and how glad he was to be at the skate park with his friends.

Who the FUCK is calling me, bro?! …you ok?

brendanklein — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:32:54 +0000

Prohibido bro…

brendanklein — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:20:13 +0000

Salba said you’re not a true skateboarder unless you’ve made the mission to Baldy. I’ve been there like 9 times!!! HOLY SHIT BRO!!! sorry, I got a boner thinking about how many punk points 9 trips stacks up. If only someone would make me a shirt that said how many times I’ve been there.
This day was interesting. We were trying to find a little Caesar’s Pizza place and the GPS took us to some dudes house in San Bernadino. He said the owner of Little Caesars owned the tract home we ended up at looking for 5$ hot and Ready.

I tried to make linoleum block prints at home. I realized that after tendon transfer surgery 7 wrist breaks between 2 wrists makes it hard to carve even linoleum.

Nose before Hoes, not bros…bro

brendanklein — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:58:21 +0000

a website dedicated to Frank Gerwer’s facial version of Quado from Total Recall.

http://nosebeforehoes.blogspot.com/

here Tyler gets a little confused about why he’s suddenly becoming aroused…

311 sucks bro, what were you thinking

brendanklein — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:41:30 +0000

the kings of shit talking take down another great-shame

you like this band? seriously, bro?

Cattle Decapitation…sounds brutal, bro

brendanklein — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:13:56 +0000

this band used to be really good…now they’re these guys.
If you can get through this whole interview you’re an asshole.
good luck cuz this sucks

this is when they were good

like I said, they used to be really good. When I first saw them it was a 3 piece, like in the live video above. The album Human Jerky is still one of my all time favorites, but it doesn’t make up for the manure they’re blowing out these days.

I don’t understand what happened. The Metallica effect?
Maybe they go to band therapy?

uh camera-ism. Whatever the hell it is, bro…even IT can’t help The Worm

brendanklein — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:22:38 +0000

I always liked Charles Barkley.

I always thought Shawn Kemp was pretty cool, also.

I used to think Rodman was cool, too…funny how you can think people are cool untill you get drunk with them and their stripper friend from Captain Creams, and your friend Austin in Carlsbad.
They’re cool until they talk shit about rib tips and then drink your water. Until they, the ex-NBA player, king of the boards, queen of the…he looks like RuPaul, Elvira and Seal got thrown in a blender.
Cool until their credit card gets declined after racking up a huge bill at the bartender friends bar.
Cool until he takes half the bar in a limo to San Diego, then leaves them stranded in the gaslamp.

I guess you deserve to be stranded if you’re dumb enough to go to San Diego with Dennis Rodman. The Worm. The turd. The ugliest tranny ever.

true story

Gardening with Erik

brendanklein — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 07:33:04 +0000

my friend Erik makes water housings for cameras. He’s soft…so he says. He asked for gardening tips.
I think I’m going to try this tomorrow after I call and ask him when my housing is gonna be done.

go buy a housing from him… Delmarhousings.com