I always liked Charles Barkley.
I always thought Shawn Kemp was pretty cool, also.
I used to think Rodman was cool, too…funny how you can think people are cool untill you get drunk with them and their stripper friend from Captain Creams, and your friend Austin in Carlsbad.
They’re cool until they talk shit about rib tips and then drink your water. Until they, the ex-NBA player, king of the boards, queen of the…he looks like RuPaul, Elvira and Seal got thrown in a blender.
Cool until their credit card gets declined after racking up a huge bill at the bartender friends bar.
Cool until he takes half the bar in a limo to San Diego, then leaves them stranded in the gaslamp.
I guess you deserve to be stranded if you’re dumb enough to go to San Diego with Dennis Rodman. The Worm. The turd. The ugliest tranny ever.
true story


freakin lol man, bro…..soooo good.
I stuck a big ass “Silly Pink Bunnies” sticker on his big ass Lifted truck, in New Port awhile back. Then I saw him in the bar, introduced myself and handed him the same big ass Silly Pink Bunnies sticker. Maybe he remembered me when he saw the sticker on his big ass lifted truck.
thats a rad story. he was one of my favorite players when I was in elementary school, now I realize he is a 6’8″ turd.
If that had a vag, I’d so hit it…